Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo momma’s so fat and old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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